I tell you these things so that I don’t forget the silly laughable situations that
produces. Also, so that when she is a mother I can say “you did that.” Sometimes the stories can be a bit TMI and will probably embarrass Shelby in the future, but I guess this is my way of keeping it real with posts regarding my crazy child. Shelby
Yesterday sometime after 7 pm I received a phone call from my daughter. She is staying with JAG’s parents for a week.
S: Ummm Mommy I am in the bathroom and I have a question.
First thought – ok here we go, she started her cycle, but nope that was not the issue.
S: I went poo and I wanted to know if you have been poo in this potty before.
I had to think and said I don’t remember
S: I am afraid to flush. I think I am going to clog it.
M: You will not clog it
just flush. Shelby
S: Nooo…has JAG used it before?
M: I am sure he has
S: Did he clog it?
M: I don’t know. Urgh…I will call him
Add JAG on conference.
has a question. Shelby
S: JAG have you poo’d in this potty before
S: Have to clogged it before?
Laughing – uncontrollable (me)
flush the commode. Shelby
S: They don’t have a plunger in here.
you don’t even know if you clogged it yet. Shelby
J: Flush it now
M: We will stay on the phone with you.
M: See you are all good.
M: Big sigh…I know he was probably thinking “what did I get into with these girls.”
M: Still laughing – Did you wipe good?
S: Yes, I wiped me derriere perfectly fine.
The girl keeps me laughing – she sure can make things a bigger drama then what they are. I love her so much! Poor JAG…I am brewing another one too – I hope maybe she won’t be as dramatic as her older sister.